Escape from Ellison island

~ a seriously sinister wellness influencer review~

Artist Jaume Plensa’s sculpture Talia (2016) overlooking the Sensai Lāna’i resort. Not seen in the photo, the ghosts that are everywhere on this haunted island owned by a billionaire that looks like a dark lord villain from a Marvel movie.

I just got back from a girls' weekend at the Four Seasons Sensai resort on the island of Lāna’i, a property (and island) owned by Oracle billionaire Larry Ellison, who shall henceforth be known as “Larry Upsell-ison.”