Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Conversations I had with a billionaire suitor who I shall not name or give any more hints about (but you have definitely heard his last name) because I don’t need to be threatened with a libel suit, and we are still friendly. So I will call him X and his dog Rover. Otherwise the stories he told and names he dropped are not changed (Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Richard Gere, Brad & Angelina chartering his plane…) These conversations took place in 2015 and were so ridiculous that I had to write them down at the time verbatim. I’ve abbreviated myself as “L” throughout.