Archive - STARF*CKER

Hitler and the Real Housewives™️

Can spray tans and diamonds help sell a regime change when rich liberals and the media have gone silent?

Feb 18 •

& do you believe in soul mates?

Feb 13 •

Escape from Ellison island

~ a seriously sinister wellness influencer review~

Feb 11 •

Part Two: Hollywood Elite Wellness Guide

All the dudes in Hollywood are getting so much work done, honestly, bring back facial expression.

Feb 4 •

January 2025

2 weeks dry January, a statistical analysis

Jan 28 •

Endurance & Flow

how to ride the waves of 2025

Jan 21 •

David Lynch taught me to meditate & masturbate

may he forever rest in power.

Jan 16 •

I ride or die for you L.A.

Jan 14 •

Hooray for Hollywood

My dad died on Golden Globes Sunday, ten years ago this week.

Jan 7 •

December 2024

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