My favorite as well. For me it was the energetic sage pussy clearing. How did I not know this was a thing? If I’d done that after Stephen perhaps Peter might have gone better? Worth considering.
I absolutely love that you don’t pour or drink the coolaid! I totally want to send you ever spiritual influencer I run into in hopes that you troll them. Just kidding I know we are better than that?
Ah! I’ve always wanted to go to Esalen! But slightly nervous that I’ll get caught in a hippie swingers situation at those hot tubs by the cliff. Big Sur is such a magical portal and wellness scammers are very drawn to these kinds of spots (we are all searching for the same thing in the end ..)
One of your best posts. You had me at. "charges women thousands to scream in the woods and beat a tree with a stick." I laughed throughout. Thank you.
Great praise from the queen of shade herself 😝 💋
My favorite as well. For me it was the energetic sage pussy clearing. How did I not know this was a thing? If I’d done that after Stephen perhaps Peter might have gone better? Worth considering.
Omg the meme of the tantric yoga guy had me 🤣🤣
I’m here to serve … shade 💋
Spectacular piece!
Also fucking hilarious.
Heading out for sage now….
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Thanks for this. Just....thank you. Hilarious!
I absolutely love that you don’t pour or drink the coolaid! I totally want to send you ever spiritual influencer I run into in hopes that you troll them. Just kidding I know we are better than that?
Send me them all! its my love language 😝
I loved this. I went to Esalen last year for first time in a decade and wow, was not a good vibes situation.
Ah! I’ve always wanted to go to Esalen! But slightly nervous that I’ll get caught in a hippie swingers situation at those hot tubs by the cliff. Big Sur is such a magical portal and wellness scammers are very drawn to these kinds of spots (we are all searching for the same thing in the end ..)
I love your writing. You seem angry. If so talk to me. I can help - Stage 4 Lewis (Healing)