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One of your best posts. You had me at. "charges women thousands to scream in the woods and beat a tree with a stick." I laughed throughout. Thank you.

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Great praise from the queen of shade herself 😝 💋

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My favorite as well. For me it was the energetic sage pussy clearing. How did I not know this was a thing? If I’d done that after Stephen perhaps Peter might have gone better? Worth considering.

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Omg the meme of the tantric yoga guy had me 🤣🤣

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I’m here to serve … shade 💋

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Spectacular piece!

Also fucking hilarious.

Heading out for sage now….

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😘

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Thanks for this. Just....thank you. Hilarious!

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I absolutely love that you don’t pour or drink the coolaid! I totally want to send you ever spiritual influencer I run into in hopes that you troll them. Just kidding I know we are better than that?

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Send me them all! its my love language 😝

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I loved this. I went to Esalen last year for first time in a decade and wow, was not a good vibes situation.

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Ah! I’ve always wanted to go to Esalen! But slightly nervous that I’ll get caught in a hippie swingers situation at those hot tubs by the cliff. Big Sur is such a magical portal and wellness scammers are very drawn to these kinds of spots (we are all searching for the same thing in the end ..)

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