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I’m not sure if I awakened the spirits when I planned a trip to Warsaw and Berlin with my best friend from art school, or if they’d been hanging around…
Jun 12 • 
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KEEP OUT!
On AI, privacy, ChatGPT & cyberstalkers
Jun 4 • 
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Beverly Hills Witch
(rode my broomstick to London)
May 28 • 
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David Lynch taught me to meditate & masturbate
Jan 16 • Liz Goldwyn
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David Lynch taught me to meditate & masturbate
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Hitler and the Real Housewives™️
Feb 18 • Liz Goldwyn
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Hitler and the Real Housewives™️
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LETTING GO
Oct 15, 2024 • Liz Goldwyn
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Clutch the pearls!
Nov 12, 2024 • Liz Goldwyn
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REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
Sep 24, 2024 • Liz Goldwyn
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REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
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THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE
Mar 5 • Liz Goldwyn
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THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE
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Atomic Titties
Upgrade your subscription, duh.
May 20 • 
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Raid my closet... round 2
I am sick with a disease called…Collector-itis, and as much as I try, it seems to be incurable.
May 15 • 
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Raid my closet... round 2
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I got F*cked by a Mischievous Goblin
Have you ever been heading down the wrong path in life when a mischievous goblin in your garden causes you a life altering accident that lands you in…
May 13 • 
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PATRICK KELLY
This piece was originally published in French Vogue, May 2002
May 7 • 
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STARF⭐️CKER LIVE! Liz Goldwyn with Ottessa Moshfegh
A recording from Liz Goldwyn's live video
May 3 • 
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Confessions of a Germaphobe
Before we get to the germs…
Apr 29 • 
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She is RISEN!
Watch now | I’ve just returned from Hilo, Hawai’i where I attended Merrie Monarch, the most prestigious hula competition in the world, accompanied by a…
Apr 27 • 
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